IN MY INBOX

I’ve been cruising MySpace lately, having way too much fun. In my inbox this morning I find invites from Cooolhonney and Durrtygurly. Oddly enough, they are identical twins . Excitingly, I think they both have web cams, and links to pay sites, where you can see girls who don’t look like them at all. Probably relatives. How togetherly. All one big, happy family, helping each other out on the family porn site.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GURRL? TELL HURR TO CALL HER MUTHERR IMMEDIATELY!


MSN = FLASHYBOO@HOTMAIL.COM (DONT USE THE MSN ON MY PIC ITS OLD) AIM = SIZZYBELLA (DONT USE THE AIM ON MY PIC ITS OLD) ———————————— I am special.. I am horny… I am fun and caring and loveable. I like to go out and have fun with the girls and I love oral sex and surfing lol.. I also love to skate in the winter and going out with a hot guy to dinner then maybe some fun at his place! ———————————— Turn-ons: Abs,asses, boobs, tongues, tattoos, piercings, soft skin, shaved down there, eyes, lips, tight jeans, hot cologne, motor bikes, hot cars, 3-somes, porn, chocolate!!! Turn-offs: Smelly people, hairy people, loud people, cheap people, liars, idiots, racist people! **************************************************
A Satanist/Magician sent me a friend invite, too. I think I’ll accept that one. He looks like fun. At least I’m pretty sure he’s human, not inflatable. DurrtyGurly and Cooolhonney are just going to have to learn to live with the bitter sting of rejection. If someone pulls the plug on them, they’ll go back into storage nicely. I’m just not into durrtygurrls on webcams. Durrtybois on webcams are another matter altogether. I know several of those.
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SUITABLE FRIENDS CANDIDATES
Of course, no one has to be this pretty to be my friend. It’s a good thing too, because hardly anyone is this pretty.

I wish I knew his secret. I just can’t get my abs to stay flexed when I’m sleeping, not to mention the veins popping out on his forehead. Poor boy, he’s probably been under stress. I could help with that.

A good stretch gets my blood pumping. My friend Ur-Spo would call him a chew toy.

I believe this lad’s getting an Endorphin rush just from flexing his arm.

Teamwork is so important these days. No Lone Rangers here.

Be loved,

DEL

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10 Responses to “IN MY INBOX”

  1. Foxy Stone Says:

    …and I’m sure Cooolhonney and Durrtygurly sing in the church choir and bake rice crispy treats for sunday school

  2. Daniel, the Guy in the Desert Says:

    Turandot is so wonderful, as is Iphigenie in a completely different way. I miss live opera.

  3. Michael Guy Says:

    OMG..the sleeping God, Adonis!?

  4. Mikey Says:

    you lead an exciting life…Durrtyboys on webcams!!! and better yet several!!! envy

  5. Lemuel Says:

    How could anyone turn down an invite from cooolhonney and durrtygurrly, let alone flashyboo! Daniel, you must be made of stone! (or else you’ve been staring at the pics on your blog too much. LOL!)

  6. ~YNAGER65~ Says:

    yummmm

  7. Em Says:

    Yes, teamwork is vital to the cause!

    Also, maybe if you “nap” more often when you are trying to sleep it will help with that ab thing. The veins in the forehead are a warning sign that someone needs more sleep though.

  8. john Says:

    What is it with those myspace “invites”?

  9. Kalvin Says:

    Ah, myspace…I’m glad you accepted that satanist one. I think that’s the most important thing.

  10. Nathan Says:

    Welcome to the world of MySpace porn spam. haha

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