I’m a day late, but what the heck. This is cool.

Arizona passed a law mandating English as the “Official” language of the state.
In the spirit and intelligence of this new law, I am pronouncing a fatwa to mandate the Sun as Arizona’s “Official” source of daytime light and heat.
I also pronounce water as our “Official” source of moisture and hydration.
I decree that Feet are the “official” organs to be used for standing erect.
I propose Ted Haggard as the “Official” Outed Hypocrite of the day.

Just as an aside, I have never yet met a Hispanic in America, whether documented or not, who was not trying to learn the English language as rapidly as possible.
Just saying…
My nominees for “Official” sources of fun.

Be loved,



9 Responses to ““OFFICIAL” THINGS”

  1. The Persian Says:

    Exactly what I thought when I heard that Arizona passed that law, it’s almost comical.

    I love the sources of fun!! (a little young and hairless for my tastes, but still!)

  2. Johnny Menace Says:

    this is fucking gay… damn those democrats for allowing this..

    VOTE FOR SCUMBAG 2008 or your gay.

  3. Foxy Stone Says:

    young men without shirts… i can almost smell the innocent sweat

  4. tornwordo Says:

    God forbid someone learn a second language that wasn’t English. What are people so afraid of?

  5. Kalvin Says:

    But aren’t you happy about the gay marriage ban being turned down? It is mostly anti-immigrant tripe. Sorry about that.

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  7. Sober @ Sundown Says:

    Hi Daniel,

    Hope you are enjoying your day.

  8. Nathan Says:

    Now if we can only teach people to speak proper English 😛

  9. Mikey Says:

    I love the pics!!! there is a sweetness to them

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