This is in the nature of a public service announcement for every male, single or partnered, gay or straight, needy or simply curious.
I think almost every adult male has heard of the ancient practice, originating in Persia, of using melons for self gratification.
The basic technique is pretty simple. You take a melon, cut a hole in one end, and go to town. If your melon is large enough, you can have a threesome, sharing space in your melon with a buddy.
There’s a lot to be said for the practice. First, it’s a cheap date. A cantaloupe doesn’t care if you take it to dinner and a movie. Secondly, your melon friend won’t gossip about your performance to everyone at the bar. And, if you don’t feel like a return engagement, you can always go to the store and buy a new melon. It’s all right, melons aren’t troubled by feelings of rejection. There’s comparatively little drama in a relationship with a melon.
You will never have arguments with your melon date over who gets to do what. Your melon doesn’t care if it doesn’t get to top this time, or indeed, if it ever gets to top.
Everything considered, you could do much worse than dating a melon.
There’s just one thing to watch out for.
Now mind you, I’m not saying I tried this. I’m NOT saying that.
But if you do happen to try this, I recommend trying some sort of seedless melon, or at least one that doesn’t have sharp seeds. Especially Honeydews.
A Honeydew looks so inviting, so soft and round. It teases you, wordlessly promising a troublefree good time.
But once you’re in, it will turn on you. Honeydew seeds are sharp as needles.
These are all photos of Francis. His body is a study in light….

Be loved,



6 Responses to “LOVING MELONS”

  1. matty03 Says:

    When I was a kid, I worked for this guy who liked to jerk off into creame filled donuts. …in front of me.

    It made me laugh.

  2. Ur-spo Says:

    dear me!
    I have worked in the shrink business for 15 years and have heard a lot of kinky things, but so far no ‘melon’ experiences.
    So I learned something today.
    I won’t ask if you know from personal experience if papayas work too?

  3. Lemuel Says:

    Those nasty honeydews WILL have their revenge! But after all, they have been scarred for life!

    Cool pictures of Francis!

  4. Greg Says:

    Well I never! (No, seriously, I never. Not with a melon.)

  5. Sober @ Sundown Says:

    Isn’t that kind of cold? Or do you heat the melon up in the microwave?

  6. Kalvin Says:

    Well then, I’ll be certain to leave those honeydews be.

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